
"Born in January of 1979,Heirberto Viramontes is one of many kids of a family that would make the 'Brady Bunch' look like a small group.There's so many brothers and sisters Heriberto had,that his mother was spitting out kids like she was a Pez candy despenser.His father (after tapping his wife's pussy so much that it went limp) wisely left this family,and shacked up somewhere in Puerto Rico.Geez,what a surprise!
He knew what he wanted to do since he was in kid in school.He mugged other kids for lunch money using a wiffle ball bat each time.He always got away with it,as the kids couldn't tell the teachers or principal,and it didn't help that his mother and siblings always said of Heriberto 'He's a nice young man,and he's good with kids.And is a real family man'.Those words would continue to help Viramontes since he was in and out of Cook County Jail 17 or 18 times before 2010,then as a teenager he then discovered his sexuality when he joined the Spanish Cobras street gang,the largest gay organization in Chicago's streets (why you think they get punked out by Latin Kings,or GD's or,the Girl's Scouts,and so on?).
But like any other idiot who was raised poorly by a crack-smoking mother,and being with brain-less siblings,Heribero continued to prove how big both his "rep" and his dick was (both not that big,not even close!)that in 2008 he claimed to be "Beaten" by Cook County Sherriff officers,and then punched his ticket to hell by suing the County and winning $18,000 (all of which he blew on crack and weed).
Every night since then,he looks for a girl on the streets and hopefully will give him some head,and maybe a quick fuck,as he tried to prove that he's not gay (nice try,faggot!).Then his "dream girl" came to his life on April 23,2010,as he met Marcy Cruz,who's has a boyfriend and two kids from him (Which she obviously has no intention of rasing or caring for).So then after a night of drinking and smoking weed (what else is new for this asshole?),Marcy promised Heriberto a blowjob,a wet fuck,and some anal action,as soon as he would try to get money for a hotel room,and some more weed.
So to prove that he wanted all that,he scouted the Bucktown neighborhood inside Marcy's white van,and she pointed out both Stacy Jurich and Natasha McShane saying to him "Look at all these drunk assholes walking out".And a few minutes later,he earned and express ticket to hell by beating up both women with a baseball bat,stealing their purses and almost killing them,as he hopped into a van with his 'date'.But thankfully after a day or two,and with video of the two panty-wastes in a gas station,both Cruz and Viramontes were arrested.
Not only did they almost killed both ladies,these two brought a huge shame to the City of Chicago,and brought down the rep of the latino community (which was suffering already).Cruz's father said that "she wasn't on her meds.And she shouldn't be in prision for the crime".As for Viramontes' family,...well,...
Geez,not even a show of support for that jackass?Thought you people stick together?Finally waking up that he's a loser that will NOT get a 20th chance of freedom,because we all know what he's done the first 19 tries!
And that ladies and gentlemen,is the sorry,long,sicking,revolting story of Heriberto Viramontes.A man who brought all of Chicago together,...to kill his sorry ass".
The End
Ha,Ha!!!
ReplyDeleteThat shit was so fucking funny!Think you should write for Conan,that was funny.
And that jerk should burn in hell!
You're sooo wrong for writing that,dude.What if his family was reading this?
ReplyDeleteBut still,that don't excuse him for doing what he did.He should rot.
I just be careful if I were you,but some parts of it was funny!
Oh,man.You are gonna go to hell for that "Bio".But then again,you didn't rob or beat the two girls in Bucktown like this idiot did.So I guess he deserve that pot-shot.
ReplyDelete1) His dad died and his mom remarried.
ReplyDelete2) Do you know ANYTHING about the cobras? I didn’t think so.
3) Get your facts straight about Marcy, as they are not and never have been “together.”
4) You even got the color of the van wrong.
5) We as his family do stand by him, even through everything.
6) P.S. – you should edit your writing. Even if people DO believe the trash you write, biased and one-sided as it is, you lose all credibility with simple errors
Anonymous must be related to Heriberto.
ReplyDeleteSo,how's your retarded brother?He's somebody's prison bitch,yet?
That poster who responed to this post,and got mad.Let me tell you something...
ReplyDeleteARE YOU CRAZY!!!!?
You can't be serious about standing by him?In my family,my mom or dad would kill me if I do even one thing this idiot ever did.
You're right,it's one-sided.And believe you me,it's not the side your on.Smart,intellengent people don't support a gang-banging (wannabe) murderer.So shut up,and face the truth!
I don't know who this clown that posted all those "corrections" for this post,but it's got to be some brain-dead idiot (aka one of his friends of family) who defending this clown that did this to the two girls.
ReplyDeleteWhen did hitting girls qualify as a reason to "Stand by him"?Maybe he hit someone in his family,too for intimadition.Why would they turn away from the truth for what he did.
I hope he rots in jail! This is the same guy who mugged me many years ago. The Police didn't care to hear my story then or now.
ReplyDeleteI keep checking the web for updates, anyone know when this waste and his girlfriend are going to trial? Hope both of these scum get what's coming....
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to mention that Marcy she was a street hooker whom continually engaged in anal sex with van-loads of men, till Rectal distension occured. Heirberto Viramontes on the other hand was a gay porn fluffer and common pillow biter in the Spic Cobras. I hpoe they die of syphalis, and family members die of gonorrhea. Or at least something horrific.
ReplyDeleteThat last comment,don't like the screename,but I like your post!I forgot to do a bio on that hoebag,Marcy!
ReplyDeleteWell let me tell the people out there your BIO.firts he she or what ever you are you was born gay.probably sucked a bunch of cobras dick probably viramontes dick ,and they use to treat you thats why your mad at cobras.you sure know a lot about the suspects you probably hung out with them but your probably to ugly to be around pretty people and they kicked you the fucked out.you are a male hoer most likely a female hoer if so your pussy is rotten stop hating.And i know for a fact that marcy was not fucking this guy. cause guess what they told me one of viramontes baby mama was in the van wich the color is grey not white with marcy.so get your facts right before you open your dick sucking mouth.if he did this he was on his own.i know your gonna be mad when marcy is out and happy and your still going to be mad at your ugly life.you probably have no job no boy friend no friends at all.iknow you got fucked by viramonte and he left you. dont be mad at the world or at anybody else. Be mad at god for making you so ugly.theres some body out there thats ugly just like you. so dont be mad at there family be mad at yours for filling your mouth with filth and cum.I wonder how you know how little or big his dick is . and that shit your talking about marcy is a lie you probably fucked more people then marcy will in a life time. conclusion get a fucking life and stop being worry about othere people.
ReplyDeleteHow you feel about your comment now, douchebag? Marcy ain't getting out till she's in her forties, and Beto is gonna die in prison. Fucking gangbanging idiot.
DeleteAnd for the other bicth i hope your family dies of HIV you dumd bicth you go the fuck home. Bet you was not even born here your the big hooker? or probably your man was upsest with marcy like alot of people are but get get none.or prpbably your man use to wates all his money from work tiping her.wont yall go fuck yall self.ps marcys lawer cause more then a down payment on house.and is geting paid you think she need to rob anybody stupid ass. she had more money then yall ever will have in a life time thats why shes going to be back out. who ever struck those girls was by them self. have a fucked up day.
ReplyDeleteOPEN UR EYES CHACHA MARCY IS A UGLY CRAZY WHORE. SHE HAS A MAN + 2 WELFARE BABIES AND SHES CRUISING WITH VIRAMONTES HMM DOES THAT MAKE HER LOOK GOOD. SHE A BROKE CRACK WHORE TAKING THE WHITE GIRLS PERFUME AND MAKEUP. SHE LOOKS LIKE CASPER THE WHORE. SHES A THIEF AND MURDERER AND SHE GOING DOWN SHE A EXPERT AT THAT IN THE VAN SUCKING VIRAMONTES PINKY DICK!
ReplyDeleteHOW DOES SHE HAVE MONEY FOR A LAWYER? WHAT IS HER PROFESSION SUCKING COBRAS DISEASED DICKS. THEY DONT HAVE MONEY THEY HAVE TO BEAT AND ROB FEMALES. IS THAT HOW THEY GET INTIATED IN THE GANG WHAT A WASTE OF LIFE.I HEARD SHE A LADY COBRA SO SHE FUCK ANYTHING !IF HIS OTHER GIRLFRIEND WAS IN THE VAN SHE WOULD BE LOCKED UP BUT NICE TRY. U R THE DUMB ASS CRAZY PR PUTA
ReplyDeleteTHE PERSON TALKING SHIT HAS TO BE MARCY BABY DADDY.YOUR SO STUPID THINKING MARCY IS AN ANGEL.FACE IT BRO SHE A CRAZY DIRTY HO WHO IS A LIAR.SHES GOING AWAY SO TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS.IF SHE HAS ALOT OF MONEY HIRE A TUTOR FOR YOU TO LEARN HOW TO SPEAK AND SPELL.
ReplyDeletewont you go and tell that to marcy babys daddy bet you wont fuking cowards get a life and suck a dick
DeleteWell okay I totally agree with some of everyone's statements. I know first hand who Heriberto is I was with him for 6 years. His family doesn't support him I know first hand. yes he is a CRACK HEAD and he is a waste of space I AGREE. I do think you should correct the part about his mother she is a good woman YES she has a lot of kids but she did her best with out of control children. Marcy was never his girlfriend FYI. The Cobras have nothing to do with this FYI. I know most of them and they do not agree with what he did and they are feeling the backlash of what happened. The word SPIC should never be used to define a persons race. I am white but you nor I would like to be called white Hon-keys. Right? That was on some KKK crap. and should have been deleted immediately. I hope your children grow up and marry and Puerto Rican then they have children will they be Spics then? Now Yes his father is dead he didn't leave them. I again do not condone any of the crap that happened and personally I would like to apologize to both woman personally because I again am legally obligated to him however not for long. He is a whore and yea I was used and abused by this man for a long time however I am happy now in a good relationship with one of his friends well X friends that also doesn't condone what he did. Beto is a waste of space and a waste of good human air however his family should never be downed for his drama, faults or actions. I think this site is good to vent but vent at the right people. For the record Beto or Heriberto is very persuasive and very aggressive I am not saying Marcy didn't have any part to this but I am saying she couldn't have stopped him anyway. That is not a defense that is the truth. Nobody has attact me or verbally abused me for his actions I have lost a couple of friends because of this and I don't feel its fair to us that had nothing to do with his actions. So I am asking you to think about what you say and how you say it and think about his family. Not one of them can change what happened and most of them never even knew it happened until the news came on and you never know if one of his family members identified him in all this. So what I am saying is attack the right people not everyone.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your time in reading this a considering who's to blame for this.
What really matters is that no one died over these cruel actions... everything is in gods hands now...everyone got what they deserved,,except for us innocent victims...My home was burned down in 2008 by his sister Margarita Gonzalez,,my 2 young daughters and I have to now suffer a life time of challenges because of their idiotic mistakes.... They will all burn in hell..
ReplyDeleteAll this namecalling and people being afraid of the Cobras. Bunch of fags. Ireland is relatively at peace now, but, if anyone in Chicago is reading that has Continuity or Real IRA links, there would be few better ways (in my opinion) of improving your reputation than ceasing to kill decent young men like Ronan Kerr and instead eliminating scum like Heriberto Viramontes and Marcy Cruz. There is no need for an active IRA in Ireland, as it stands (there was in 1969 and unfortunately into the 80's, despite committing terrible atrocities also) but knocking off a few cunt predators like these would put a smile on Irish and right-thinking Chicago faces.
ReplyDeleteJust my opinion ;-) You can't fear what is dead.
just go back to were you from idiot.
DeleteThis Bio Is Fucking Gay Straight Up ,The Bio Is Straight Up Fake Cause i saw the video and it doesnt match with this stupid dumb bio (:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-bucktown-bat-beating-20120418,0,1781041.story
ReplyDeleteStupid as ppl. Need a fuckin life....
ReplyDeleteDo u just sit at home n make up a bunch of bullshit about ppls lives SMH I understand hard for stupid ppl like u to get a job so must come up wit sumthing wat a life u have
ReplyDeleteThis conversation is disrespectful and juvenile, from both sides. The victims and their families as well as the families of the perpetrators suffer every day since this incident and to further this in any way is sadistic. Life is too short, so go and get one.
ReplyDeleteSo why do people with sad ass lives have to go on one of these pages and write a bio about somebody else. I mean, if your life sucks SOOOOO much then why not write one about your sorry ass? well maybe you know that people aren't going to want to read about it that's probably the reason why you didn't do it. I'm not a family/ friend and i think that its wrong what he did and he should get the punishment that he deserves.. but like i was saying leave all the bio shit to the new reporter... because i doubt you're one. Low life. (;
ReplyDeleteyou people make me crack up wont yall shut the fuck up before yall get hit with a bat on your head fucking losers and suck a big cobra dick.
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ReplyDeleteWe Americans are sick of taking crap from you fucking beaners beat a women with a bat fucking low life ass beaner.
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ReplyDeleteFeels good to shit on a evil crimminal.
ReplyDeleteWow I can't believe Tanya towona is on this that's heriberto ex wife she is also a criminal who just got out of jail. she is not a victim but a scammer who is now with a new gang member. I hope you don't have custody of your kids. this would not of happen if they were both locked up for all there crimes. there family has been on here defending their criminal brother! Disgusting family! All Spanish cobras should be locked up and clean this city of losers. gangbangers r so stupid
ReplyDeleteWhere is Mary Lou that's his sister who thinks her bro is great! Speaking of scum has she been hiding? We care about the victims not Puerto Rican women that can't keep there legs close. every kid his mom had has a defect! We have to deal with it his mom ran off. so we have to feed his drug addiction. because the mom didn't know how to parent! That's gangmembers 101.
DeleteSome new info the trib said Marcy the ho and heriberto had sex before beating the two women and then picked up his other girlfriend and smoke crack. dirty hos! Also I read that Marcy was a stripper and she has 2 baby daddy's. these people are a class act.
ReplyDeleteYep, that's the statement Ho Marcy is giving for her 22 year plea deal. So how 'bout all of you Cobras and family members of these idiots go "Suck a dick" (as you so eloquently put it) yourself! Oh, by the by, how's Flaca doing with the feds? No matches for her for her until around 2030. You people should be ashamed of yourself, all of your victims tend to be innocents, which makes you the lowest of the low.
DeleteWhy not play "The Bozo Arrow Theme", "The Bozo's Circus Theme", "The Bozo Contest Game Theme", "The BRASSY 1969 Lead-Off Man Theme". The 1969-79 Hollywood Squares theme-Begiining & End-Even the "Secret Square jingle"-Foghorn at the end of the game. The BOMBASTIC 1967-69 "NYPD" theme, etc. At Herberito's solemn service, With Mr.Six dancing in front of his SORRY ASS LOSER family & "friends".
ReplyDeleteThey should ALSO play The eerie & fascinating 1964 Marketts instrumental "Out Of Limits", The 1958 Applejacks "Mexican Hat Dance", Dave "Baby" Cortez's 1958 "The Happy Organ", THE 1971 Chase "Get It On" BRASSY tune, The 1966-92 Tonight Show theme from Doc Severinsen, MORE TO COME........
ReplyDeleteIn front of his asshole family & loser ass friends.......
ReplyDelete........And 1967 Spanky & Our Gang "Lazy Day"-With it's peculiar music vibes, 1967 Lesley Gore's "California Nights"-To make it MORE irreverent, 1959 Johnny & The Hurricanes eerily electronic instrumental "Red River Rock", Lawrence Welk SHow theme 1955-70 "Bubbles In The Wine", Jan & Dean's 1964 "Deadman's Curve"-vocal AND the instrumental version.
ReplyDeleteAs well as the "Theme From Shaft"-Instrumental & Vocal-Isaac Hayes 1971. Thw 1964-65 Munsters theme with the chilling organ, slower electric guitar, woodwind, tuba & dragging brass, And a tad bit slower..
ReplyDeleteALL at the asshole's solemn service, In front of his good for shit family.
Plus the frenzied-high caliber Peanuts "Linus & Lucy" piano instrumental, Al Hirt's 1964 BRASSY & BOMBASTIC "Cotton Candy", The 1967-71 version of the "Ironside" theme, The Len Dreschler Singers 1969 "It's A Beautiful Day For A Ball Game-Hey Hey Holy Mackarel" Cubs theme, AND A LOT MORE........ALL IRREVERENTLY at this wake, With Mr.Six dancing in front of the Viramontes asshole clientele, And ending it The Who ALWAYS ended their concerts............
ReplyDeletePlus the 1965 very musical "Our Man Flint" dialtone at his solemn service, In front of his shitty family & fucked up friends, Plus the 1973-74 "Yogi's Gang" theme, Especially the ending with the Hanna-Barbera jingle & The "S from hell" Screen Gems jingle. With Mr.Six dancing to them as well, As all the other tunes
ReplyDelete¡ Adios Heriberto ! Que te chupas sus amigos nuevos bien en el carcel. Ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteGood, Let that FF inbred rot. And they should ALSO play the 1968 straining, crunching organ instrumental of "Hang' em High". Especially at the musical climax or near ending.
ReplyDeletePlus the 1965 "A Taste Of Honey" BRASSY instrumental, To make his solemn service more irreverent.
And YES, With Mr.Six dancing in front of his sorry ass, good for shit family & loser ass friends.
Plus the 1969 Steam "Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" White Sox anthem.
ReplyDeleteALSO the BRASSY 1972 Rolling Stones rarity "Rocks Off", At his sorry ass solemn service.
ReplyDeleteAlso the 1979 Fleetwood Mac-USC Band "Tusk" should ALSO be played at this solemn service. With the LIVE USC Band marching & making live music, With Mr.Six in the mix.
ReplyDeleteVeronica Ramos and marilou viramontes are on tv proud praising their crackhead brother! How sick are these people from the slums? Wow what did there mom teach them? Thug life.
ReplyDeleteMust they beatify & canonize those fucking assholes??????.
ReplyDeleteThey could ALSO play the 1064 Bob & Earl "Harlem Shuffle" irreverently in front of their asshat clientele at his solemn service, With Mr.Six dancing to it.
ReplyDeleteAnother one they should play is the more udated 1969 uptempo, Brassy "Bonanza" theme at his solemn service.
ReplyDeleteThey should also play the 1977 "That's Hollywood" theme in Dolby Stereo at his solemn service.
ReplyDeletePlus the 1967 "Batgirl theme" AND the 1967 "Batman fight theme", With the 2-dimensional caption flashes, Especially "SPLATT!!". About 3 times or more......
ReplyDeleteAlso the old 1940's "Merry Melodies" theme, Especially with the tinnkling piano keys, As well as the late 1930's-early 1940's
ReplyDelete"Looney Tunes" theme at this solemn service, In front of his asshole family & friends. With Mr.Six dancing to that music.
Plus the 1967 "Dragnet theme", Towards the end where the credits roll or flash. With the peculiar trumpet ,coronet or bugle notes. Which sound scarier than the 1968-70 ending.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that firightening 1968 Crazy World of Arthur Brown tune should be played at his solemn service, Especially when he yells out "I am the god of hellfire, And I will BRING YOU........:".
ReplyDeletePlus the 1965-67 Avengers theme, Especially with the vibraphone, sensationalistic Laurie Johnson orch, Brass & ALL....
ReplyDeleteIn front of his good shit clientele...
ReplyDeleteCORRECTION: Good FOR shit clientele.
ReplyDeleteAlso, The Cheers "Black Denim Trousers" should be irreverently played at his solemn service.
ReplyDelete90 yrs is not enough for a animal like this!!
ReplyDeleteAlso the BOMBASTIC 1965-67 Bronislaw Kaper "The FBI" theme beginning & end. Plus, The BOMBASTIC...NEXT (kettle drum hits twice) THE FBI IN COLOR vignette. Also the 1965-67 plaque intro, Plus the theme when showing a suspect's crime on that show.
ReplyDeleteALL played at the TOTAL ASSHOLE'S wake, In front of his sorry ass clientele.
ReplyDeleteHow long will he last in prison? Wonder which sibling will be locked up next?
ReplyDeleteWow!! So much hateful words going on in this post! This guy got what he deserves & his race has nothing to do with what he did! Im a proud Puertorican & I embrace all races! At the end of the day only God can judge us All! God bless everyone & maybe one day racism can be part of the past!
ReplyDeleteWow!! So much hateful words going on in this post! This guy got what he deserves & his race has nothing to do with what he did! Im a proud Puertorican & I embrace all races! At the end of the day only God can judge us All! God bless everyone & maybe one day racism can be part of the past!
ReplyDeletetrue the racism comes from heribertos family and friends.read it I guess you skipped all that!! cause and effect baby !! his sister is so racist but cant take it. its not ok to be racist about the white victims.then think people wont talk shit.
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